Happy Birthday Sebastian

Hello loyal pawns.

How are you doing this fine morning? 

I would've written this blog last night, but writer dear was very...tired.

Still no excuse.

That moron.

Anyway. Yesterday was my loyal butler's birthday, so I wanted to make a special blog for him.

I'll start with this poem I wrote:

Sebastian is stupid

Sebastian is dumb 

Sebastian is clueless

And Sebastian is scum

However, he is nice

To everyone he meets

He will never think twice

When it comes to meeting my needs

While I always say mean things

And I probably will until the end 

He's the wind under my wings 

And he's my...best friend

Stupid writer.

I hate Sebastian!

//no you don't.

Yes! I do!

//you're secretly obsessed with him and everyone knows it.

Nuh-uh! Don't make up such lies!

//think about it, you're so possessive over him, you got mad when everyone else bought him a cat when you wanted to be the one to do it, and you make him do dumb things to get his attention.

I do not! Honestly where do you come up with such ridiculous things???

//*smirks* well I'm the one that makes you do them.

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...............

...I hate you so much

//hmhm, you're freakin' adorable~

I'M NOT ADORABLE!!!

//Riiight~

//Anyway, should we conclude, I know you have more to say than some dumb poem.

Oh, yes.

Sebastian,

I'm honestly very happy I made the random decision to find you on Twitter. I remember looking for the perfect butler and when I came across you I knew that you were the one.

N-Not in that sense!!!

...Anyway, I'm so glad that we have become good friends and that we have that personal connection as RPers.

And I know I'm not the only one who thinks this,

But you are absolutely genuine.

Happy Birthday Sebastian.

Enjoy your crazy cat lady starter kit~

Your Earl of Sweets,

Ciel Phantomhive

 

P.S. My dumb writer thought this picture was "uber cute."

//shut up...#galactichug

P.P.S. THERE WILL BE NO YAOI, MANISHA!